The Happiest Filing Clerk

The Director sighs, rubs her temples, and points you toward the filing department. Finally. You spend your days alphabetizing folders, humming softly, and fixing the cranky old copier.

Strangely, every paper jam you clear reveals a hidden microfilm. Every misfiled folder exposes a mole. You don't notice. The Employee of the Month plaque has your name carved permanently into it. Bliss.