Agent Bumblebee Reports for Duty

They pin three medals to your tiny tuxedo, which is somehow tailored exactly to your size. The Director salutes. Someone hands you a briefcase that hums.

'Welcome, Agent Bumblebee,' she says. You nod seriously, mostly because the cafeteria just announced taco Tuesday.

You still have no idea what's happening. But the medals jingle nicely, and somewhere, a villain is already very afraid of you.